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The Impossible Quiz is back! And this time it's in Book form... Chapter 1 contains 50 new Impossible Quiz questions, so get ready to tear your hair out! (Facial and pubic)

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polar-c Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  New member
Please don't read. You will be kissed on the nearest friday by the love of your life. However if you don't post this comment on 5 quizzes you die in 2 days. Don't stop. This is scary. Send this to 5 quizzes in 143 mins. When you are done press f6 and you're crush will appear in big letters across the screen. This is so scary because it works.
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ragidrabea Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Professional General Artist
Please don't read. You will be kissed on the nearest friday by the love of your life. However if you don't post this comment on 5 quizzes you die in 2 days. Don't stop. This is scary. Send this to 5 quizzes in 143 mins. When you are done press f6 and you're crush will appear in big letters across the screen. This is so scary because it works.
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ragidrabea Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Professional General Artist
hi
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Lovedogs21 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Please don't read. You will be kissed on the nearest friday by the love of your life. However if you don't post this comment on 5 quizzes you die in 2 days. Don't stop. This is scary. Send this to 5 quizzes in 143 mins. When you are done press f6 and you're crush will appear in big letters across the screen. This is so scary because it works.
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SirStrippington Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014
i didn't click that bitch!
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Coolio435 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
OMG this game is sups hard, cant get past level 5
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flippytiger Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You have to click the grey arrow in the bottom right corner.
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conbil Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
Please don't read. You will be kissed on the nearest friday by the love of your life. However if you don't post this comment on 5 quizzes you die in 2 days. Don't stop. This is scary. Send this to 5 quizzes in 143 mins. When you are done press f6 and you're crush will appear in big letters across the screen. This is so scary because it works.
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spalpp Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
:iconchainfailplz:
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laraev Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014
Interesting fact: This is the ONLY Impossible Quiz to have a Fusestopper in all 3 chapters.
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ComatosePrima13 Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
I :heart: this game!
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116taj Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
I got a C C:
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ScottyBoy89 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014
Cool. Like it.
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DrCowAndrewBloodie Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Student Artist
42 is extreme!!!
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Gorksonic Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Student Artist
Nope.exe
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DrCowAndrewBloodie Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Student Artist
42. Mash all the keys on your keyboard (except TAB) until Pig Buster (the worm on the right) is dead

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Gorksonic Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Student Artist
yeah its better than the original game its Parodying.
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Gorksonic Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Artist
This game is Pretty Hard but Funny and Adictive enough to Keep playing to Pass it.
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Gorksonic Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Artist
:star: :star: :star: :star: :star:
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JackTastic1000 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
YES!!!! I got an A as my grade! Now on to acing chapter 2...that'll be more difficult.
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WoohooTest1 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
Chapter 2 is the HARDEST!!
Playing old games really help you there
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Jaydelfore Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014

1. Carefully (starting like you can)

2. Clint Eastwood (He's a really good shooter)

3. 2:30 (tooth-hurty = Two-thirty)

4. A femur (female lemur)

5. Click the empty SKIP arrow (It points the same way as east on the compass pointing to east)

6. Click the word "What" (It wasn't a question, since there was no question mark ;)

7. Illegal (ill eagle)

8. Press "H" on the keyboard (the alphabet) (variant of a question from first The Impossible Quiz, even hinted at by one of the options)

9. Blnd Pg, since it has no eyes (no i's)

10. Count the sperms, it's either 7 or 8 (If one of the upper is tired, it's 8; if not, 7) (reference to Splapp's Badly Drawn Dog, series 3, episode 1)

11. 4 (How many letter S in assassin?) (Because the last S is not a part of the word ‘letters’, the last S in ‘assassins’ is not a part of that word either, or because there are 4 unique letters in the word)

12. Click the dots in order. (20)

SKIP: Press the empty dot after 7, then continue

13. Corn flakes (tons of them fall on the floor)

14. Click the correct item (pigeon/dolphin to the left, fork to the right)

15. >:( (Angry, because it's hard)

16. Click the word "question" (Options read "Press", "the", "long", "one"; "question" is the longest word of the question ;)

17. Press "C" on the keyboard, since it's showing a picture of a sea (sea = C)

18. The dictionary (since it will give you the meaning of the WORD "life")

19. A tin (reference to a question from the first Impossible Quiz)

20. Click Chris repeatedly until he is done licking his leg.

21. Drag the dot between the 2 and 1 in the question number, and then press the resulting 2.1 (10)

22. A yoglett (a baby yogurt)

23. Pop the correct amount of bubbles, (either 18, 23 or 27) then click the arrow (20)

FUSESTOPPER: Click the dark purple bubble (Middle left one)

24. Click the words ‘far too’ (it turns into "FART oo")

25. Seaweed (as in, the sea urinated (joined)

26. Yes (If not, the last question would be wrong :)

27. Wow. The Impossible Quiz sure has gone downhill (duh, u should, considering the same question was asked 3 times)

28. Drag off the body, then click the liver (De-liver = remove the liver, it's the weird shape like the heart on his body) (10)

29. A yoglett (see Q22)

30. Press left and right arrows until Chris is hit by a tank (Left, right, left, right, left, right, left)

31. No U (100 pennies in a POUND, but the U is left out of "pound")

32. Press "M" on the keyboard (1 in "a Minute", 2 in "a MoMent", none in "a thousand years") (10)

33. You wrote it with your left hand (The creator of this question is right-handed)

34. Biased! (Bi=Two, A**=Donkey)

35. Press "P" on the keyboard, since it shows a guy peeing (pee = P)

36. Drag the word “bowel” and click "Answer" ("Bowel movements" = movement of (the word) “bowel”)

37. Click the button repeatedly until the bar fills up and transforms Chris from cartoon to real life. (10)

38. 25.81 (square rooted 666)

39. People die (swine flu reference from this quiz)

40. In my gentleman's area (or otherwise) (click on the doll's crotch)

41. Wipe their arse (dump means poop)

42. Mash all the keys on your keyboard (except TAB) until Pig Buster (the worm on the right) is dead (reference to a flash game made by DeviantArt user gingerneck; also referenced in Question 42 in The Impossible Quiz 2) (10)

43. Type cast on the keyboard (The answer is (to) type CAST) (10)

44. Drag the word "mouse" on top of "here", then click the arrow on the right of the screen (reference to the maze questions of the previous TIQ games, especially the second)

45. Drag the word "ground" down, and fix the leaks under there (The under ground pipes = The pipes under (the word) “ground”) (10)

46. There are 7 different questions:

1. JFMAMJJASON? (Answer: D) January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November (Answer:December)2. OTTFFSSEN? (Answer: T) One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine (Answer: Ten)3. MTWTFS? (Answer: S) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (Answer: Sunday)4. ROYGBI? (Answer: V) Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo (Answer: Violet)5. MVEMJSUN? (Answer: P) Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune (Answer: Pluto)6. TIQTIQTTIQ? (Answer: B) The Impossible Quiz, The Impossible Quiz Two, The Impossible Quiz (Answer: Book)7. FFFRRPPHHH? (Answer: That’s a fart isn’t it?)

47. Rub the mouse up and down the pole until the tesla coil that the Badly Drawn Dogs are chewing on its struck by the bigger tesla coil (reference to Splapp's Badly Drawn Dog, series 3, episode 2) (15)

48. 1 (keys to make something unstable: 1 key = Wonky)

49. Either drag the word "Life" onto Mars, or click Mars' craters until a Phlovomite (blue alien) pops out with a sign that says "Yes!" (you will have to do only one of these tasks each time, it's completely random) (20)

50. Shoot (click) the headed hook three times. You need to be quick! (5)

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TonyTheWolf Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Chaper 2/3 Dont Work, It Says That E4 cant find that page for either of the two links D:

Chapter One's Great Though :D
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WoohooTest1 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
The 2nd is here but the third you can search it
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Thasyka Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
How do I beat Question 47?
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kingquagmire1 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I got a grade c :D
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kingquagmire1 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
On q 37 I use the mouse button on my trackpad to click and my other main mouse, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE :D
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kingquagmire1 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey Splapp, can you make this quiz available for IOS?
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Caleb-the-Thomas-Fan Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
What's the name of the menu music? It sounds so awesome!
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Wonderdog111 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
Am I the only one who sh*t them selves in fear knowing there ws yet nother one to make?
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kingquagmire1 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I died on 48, and I know the answers to the last 2
49: Move the word "Life" onto Mars
50: Click the Pholvomites claw repeatedly
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polocatfan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
"Please don't press this." hehe I know your game game. *presses it* ATYJKGRYWTUSRYETRYIUOYRWTHETW
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Mythraill Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Student Artist

lol



congratz! u won

        bastud

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pusheenthecat0403 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Chapter 1 contains 50 new Impossible Quiz questions, so get ready to tear your hair out! (Facial and pubic)" OH I'M TEARING MY HAIR OUT, ALRIGHT, FACIAL AND...no. 
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Flappy1 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
HOW DO I BEAT NUMBER 8?????
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yoran20 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014
Press 'H' on keyboard.
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polocatfan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
Think about the first impossible quiz. What letter did you do to beat that one? Also remember. There is a place with a ton of extra letters.
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DeaththeKidxKeira Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
whats the answer to # 2 in the impossible quiz book
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polocatfan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
The stupid choice.
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DeaththeKidxKeira Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
M-My friend typed that
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dayton116 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
how do you beat number 5?
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LouisVSFrost Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Professional Filmographer
Skip: Chapter 1 ONLY.
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Sniffle27 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
Yes! I beat it! My only regret is that I couldn't find the Fusestopper.
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Trializ Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Student Artist
psst
the blue bubblewrap
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Sniffle27 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
Thanks brah.
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Talongrasp Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Student General Artist
I thought that when I played these, that they looked DA-ish!

Very Funny, and a good game nonetheless! ^w^
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Talongrasp Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Student General Artist
And OMG, I freaking made it 38, ON, THE, NOSE! O_O

Thank lord for button spamming! ^w^
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mrarp Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It says newgrounds? Guess you couldn't be arsed to change it, I know the feeling
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EmilyDoesStuff Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
time to tell pewdiepieProblem?
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