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The Impossible Quiz is back! And this time it's in Book form... Chapter 1 contains 50 new Impossible Quiz questions, so get ready to tear your hair out! (Facial and pubic)

Have fun!
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ScottyBoy89 Mar 29, 2014  New member
Cool. Like it.
DrCowAndrewBloodie Mar 17, 2014  Student Artist
42 is extreme!!!
Gorksonic Mar 17, 2014  Student Artist
DrCowAndrewBloodie Mar 17, 2014  Student Artist
42. Mash all the keys on your keyboard (except TAB) until Pig Buster (the worm on the right) is dead

Gorksonic Mar 17, 2014  Student Artist
yeah its better than the original game its Parodying.
Gorksonic Mar 14, 2014  Student Artist
This game is Pretty Hard but Funny and Adictive enough to Keep playing to Pass it.
Gorksonic Mar 14, 2014  Student Artist
:star: :star: :star: :star: :star:
YES!!!! I got an A as my grade! Now on to acing chapter 2...that'll be more difficult.

1. Carefully (starting like you can)

2. Clint Eastwood (He's a really good shooter)

3. 2:30 (tooth-hurty = Two-thirty)

4. A femur (female lemur)

5. Click the empty SKIP arrow (It points the same way as east on the compass pointing to east)

6. Click the word "What" (It wasn't a question, since there was no question mark ;)

7. Illegal (ill eagle)

8. Press "H" on the keyboard (the alphabet) (variant of a question from first The Impossible Quiz, even hinted at by one of the options)

9. Blnd Pg, since it has no eyes (no i's)

10. Count the sperms, it's either 7 or 8 (If one of the upper is tired, it's 8; if not, 7) (reference to Splapp's Badly Drawn Dog, series 3, episode 1)

11. 4 (How many letter S in assassin?) (Because the last S is not a part of the word ‘letters’, the last S in ‘assassins’ is not a part of that word either, or because there are 4 unique letters in the word)

12. Click the dots in order. (20)

SKIP: Press the empty dot after 7, then continue

13. Corn flakes (tons of them fall on the floor)

14. Click the correct item (pigeon/dolphin to the left, fork to the right)

15. >:( (Angry, because it's hard)

16. Click the word "question" (Options read "Press", "the", "long", "one"; "question" is the longest word of the question ;)

17. Press "C" on the keyboard, since it's showing a picture of a sea (sea = C)

18. The dictionary (since it will give you the meaning of the WORD "life")

19. A tin (reference to a question from the first Impossible Quiz)

20. Click Chris repeatedly until he is done licking his leg.

21. Drag the dot between the 2 and 1 in the question number, and then press the resulting 2.1 (10)

22. A yoglett (a baby yogurt)

23. Pop the correct amount of bubbles, (either 18, 23 or 27) then click the arrow (20)

FUSESTOPPER: Click the dark purple bubble (Middle left one)

24. Click the words ‘far too’ (it turns into "FART oo")

25. Seaweed (as in, the sea urinated (joined)

26. Yes (If not, the last question would be wrong :)

27. Wow. The Impossible Quiz sure has gone downhill (duh, u should, considering the same question was asked 3 times)

28. Drag off the body, then click the liver (De-liver = remove the liver, it's the weird shape like the heart on his body) (10)

29. A yoglett (see Q22)

30. Press left and right arrows until Chris is hit by a tank (Left, right, left, right, left, right, left)

31. No U (100 pennies in a POUND, but the U is left out of "pound")

32. Press "M" on the keyboard (1 in "a Minute", 2 in "a MoMent", none in "a thousand years") (10)

33. You wrote it with your left hand (The creator of this question is right-handed)

34. Biased! (Bi=Two, A**=Donkey)

35. Press "P" on the keyboard, since it shows a guy peeing (pee = P)

36. Drag the word “bowel” and click "Answer" ("Bowel movements" = movement of (the word) “bowel”)

37. Click the button repeatedly until the bar fills up and transforms Chris from cartoon to real life. (10)

38. 25.81 (square rooted 666)

39. People die (swine flu reference from this quiz)

40. In my gentleman's area (or otherwise) (click on the doll's crotch)

41. Wipe their arse (dump means poop)

42. Mash all the keys on your keyboard (except TAB) until Pig Buster (the worm on the right) is dead (reference to a flash game made by DeviantArt user gingerneck; also referenced in Question 42 in The Impossible Quiz 2) (10)

43. Type cast on the keyboard (The answer is (to) type CAST) (10)

44. Drag the word "mouse" on top of "here", then click the arrow on the right of the screen (reference to the maze questions of the previous TIQ games, especially the second)

45. Drag the word "ground" down, and fix the leaks under there (The under ground pipes = The pipes under (the word) “ground”) (10)

46. There are 7 different questions:

1. JFMAMJJASON? (Answer: D) January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November (Answer:December)2. OTTFFSSEN? (Answer: T) One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine (Answer: Ten)3. MTWTFS? (Answer: S) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (Answer: Sunday)4. ROYGBI? (Answer: V) Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo (Answer: Violet)5. MVEMJSUN? (Answer: P) Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune (Answer: Pluto)6. TIQTIQTTIQ? (Answer: B) The Impossible Quiz, The Impossible Quiz Two, The Impossible Quiz (Answer: Book)7. FFFRRPPHHH? (Answer: That’s a fart isn’t it?)

47. Rub the mouse up and down the pole until the tesla coil that the Badly Drawn Dogs are chewing on its struck by the bigger tesla coil (reference to Splapp's Badly Drawn Dog, series 3, episode 2) (15)

48. 1 (keys to make something unstable: 1 key = Wonky)

49. Either drag the word "Life" onto Mars, or click Mars' craters until a Phlovomite (blue alien) pops out with a sign that says "Yes!" (you will have to do only one of these tasks each time, it's completely random) (20)

50. Shoot (click) the headed hook three times. You need to be quick! (5)

TonyTheWolf Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Chaper 2/3 Dont Work, It Says That E4 cant find that page for either of the two links D:

Chapter One's Great Though :D
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