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Offal Cast of Characters by Splapp-me-do Offal Cast of Characters by Splapp-me-do
My god, what a bunch of FREAKS! These monstrosities are the characters to be used in the new layout (which should be up soonish) of me and my mate's website, Offal: [link]

So, here are the characters, from top to bottom, left to right.

1. Slig (Big green flat thing): Manically depressed 'vomit-green' coloured cyclops thing, who enjoys a puff on his pipe.
2. The Skanked-up Giraffe: Hideously deformed giraffe, cursed with a lack of pupils and fat lips.
3. Elvis Squid: The spirit of Elvis Presley trapped in squid form. Rumour has it that Elvis was trying to crap on this squid when he died on the toilet.
4. Miss Chinnery (The bulgy-eyed, big chinned thing): Annoying bint, cursed with a whack-off chin, of Buzz Lightyear proportions.
5. Worzel (Wide-headed fella): Floating face, who enjoys drinking cud. Son of 'Dave'.
6. Geet (The 'tasched fella): Noseless, 'tached 10 year old son of 'Dave', with extremely FAT lips.
7. Chinny Earth: A globe, with a CHIN.
8. The Obese Wasp: Wasp with a weight problem. Enjoys eating sparrows. Labels himself.
9. Spatula-Bob: Penguin-wielding, alcoholic Spatula.
10. Ben B. Snapplable (Huge foreheaded fella): Painfully thin person with bones like biscuit.
11. Splem: Daughter (yes) of 'Dave'. Green alien thing, with a nose under her mouth. Has crabs.
12. Mr. T Bee (Next to Worzel's 'Cud in a Can'): The Bee that 'Pities the fool'. Hates getting on planes. In fact, just hates flying.
13. Nervis the Cheese Bandit (Yellow grinning thing): Cheese Enthusiast who is made of BRIE. Obvious, really! And he wears Y-fronts.
14. Peter Wrasse: Head of the 'Save the Wrasse' movement, Peter enjoys nothing more that smoking his pipe and chewing walnuts.
15. 70's Pig: A porker who loves the 70's, and the odd spliff.
16. Corporal Arse: The arse who's in the army! Stays afloat using farts.
17. Skullmallard: A mallard with a severe lack of skin on it's face. Enjoys karaoke.
18. Skullbudgie: Suffers from the same problem as Skullmallard. Skullbudgie KNOWS EVERYTHING! Even why men have nipples!
19. Ebola Ferret: A ferret with Ebola. As simple as that!
20. Eye on Legs: Eyeball mounted on robotic legs. Speaks gibberish.
21. The Severed Nugget: A chicken nugget which was massacred by a rampant knife. The attack left him... well... severed!
22. Gibletson (under 70's Pig's spliff): Living turkey giblets!
23. Eggmageddon: Bunch of sadistic Eggs, which turn their enemies into flaps of meringue.
24. Rasta Leg: 'Ay, mon! I is Rasta, man! Well, leg... He's a painfully Rastafarian Leg.
25. Billy the Peanut: A Cowboy Peanut. He can shoot a fly off a cashew nut's arse without cracking it!
26. Wheelie Bin Liver: An upper class Liver, who lives in a wheelie bin. Owns a lovely top hat and monicle.

"Who is this 'Dave'?" I hear you screaming! Well, I don't know. It's a mystery! :P
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jaymonk Featured By Owner May 30, 2011
This is bloody awesome! You should totally throw together a flash of the making of/behind the scenes of the Impossible Quiz with Chris as the host!
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pioallergenic Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2008   Interface Designer
ay nice work sorry for the 4 yr old comment but meh
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Black-Charizard Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHAHAA!!! :lmao: This pic rules! Bah, the colouring is perfect! The characters are schweet! As IF you can't draw better than me!!
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Splapp-me-do Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nooo, don't start again! Your Drawings > My Drawings, you modest melon! But thanks anyway... you're too kind... even if you are BLATENTLY TELLING FIBS!!!! =P
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PotatoBob Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2004   Digital Artist
Splapp, you arse! Where's the retarded turtle with or without potatoes sticking out of its ears?!
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Shadow259 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2004
dont worry splapp.. people in white suits are coming to take you away to a nice new house with padded walls.. free service.. nice people.. and even a nice long sleeve shirt!
nice pic, but remember what i said above!
:calvin::hobbes
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Shadow259 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2004
dont worry splapp.. people in white suits are coming to take you away to a nice new house with padded walls.. free service.. nice people.. and even a nice long sleeve shirt!
nice pic, but remember what i said above!
:calvin::hobbes
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Made-in Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2004
ROFLMAO!
Great Drawing Splapp-you-do!
Where did you get those ideas???
This is GREAT! :D
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Splapp-me-do Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not very interesting fact: A lot of these characters, such as Geet, Worzel, Slig, Eye on Legs, Corporal Arse, 70's Pig etc... are nearly 4 years old! Yes, I created many of them when I was still at secondary school!
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