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Eye on Legs: The Musical Act 2

ACT 2:

"Big fat hairy envelopes!" the eye was screaming when,
He caught sight of a local gun merchant, and entered there and then.
"Uzi Uzi Uzi Uzi! Uzi UZI Ooooh!
I want an Uzi right here, right now, 9mm will have to do."

He snatched the gun right off the owner
but wasn't going to pay him.
So he pointed it, and pulled the trigger
And shot his BASTARD face in.

And out he ran, arms a-flailing,
Blood splatting everywhere.
Ran past that Aussie, HuntaKilla,
who just happened to be standing there.

She received a faceful, nice and red,
She got a cloth and wiped her head.
Then on the horizon, like Batman and Robin,
Splapp and Bucket,

Eye on Legs: The Musical

PROLOGUE:

Daggers… my bestest friend,
Oh, the pleasure, it will never end!
When they slice right through my skin,
There is no way I can begin,
To describe the pleasure that they bring,
To my bladder. Yes, my blaaaadder.

I stick them in my forehead,
And have no idea why!
I stick them in my anus,
And stick them in my EYE!

But who'd have thought this simple act,
could cause me so much bother?
And now the story can begin…
…and could go on FOREEEVVEEERRR!

ACT 1:

Bucket. Oh, Bucket. What the sweaty hell you up to?
"I'm building legs, from old clothes pegs, and I'm looking for some wood glue"
Har Har! You fool! The legs aren't made

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Frank time!

Quite interesting this... I was searching through a load of my old art and stuff the other day, and I found a half-finished Frank comic. I read it, and it made me laugh... so I remade it, and here it is. I have no idea why I didn't finish it the first time round.

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!impossiblefan666 Aug 22, 2010 Traditional Artist

tell my wife and kids i love them!!!

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~Zerforex Dec 29, 2009

yahaa nice one mr. splapp... i like the last strip

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Mood: Joy

~DevilsHawk Mar 21, 2009

Spatulon AR53 = Spatulon ARSE. LOL. Splapp-Me-Do ROCKS!

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~A-Dance-In-The-Rain Oct 24, 2008 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

XD I love those weird "Spatulon" lizard like dudes.

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!redoctane0421 May 16, 2008

I bloody hate aliens, they're all over the country! (USA) >.<

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~salvager Mar 24, 2008 Student Digital Artist

love this comic. so funny.

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Mood: Love

!patrickmanx Dec 19, 2007

hahahaahahahahahaahaha hohohohh jeje cool

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~143ILoveU Nov 5, 2007

the impossible quiz 2 is the best XP its cool keep it up!

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~TheMetalZombie Sep 23, 2007

fuckin...hilarious

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Mood: Noble

!vaconcovat Sep 13, 2007

??? i dont get it

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