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Eye on Legs: The Musical Act 2

ACT 2:

"Big fat hairy envelopes!" the eye was screaming when,
He caught sight of a local gun merchant, and entered there and then.
"Uzi Uzi Uzi Uzi! Uzi UZI Ooooh!
I want an Uzi right here, right now, 9mm will have to do."

He snatched the gun right off the owner
but wasn't going to pay him.
So he pointed it, and pulled the trigger
And shot his BASTARD face in.

And out he ran, arms a-flailing,
Blood splatting everywhere.
Ran past that Aussie, HuntaKilla,
who just happened to be standing there.

She received a faceful, nice and red,
She got a cloth and wiped her head.
Then on the horizon, like Batman and Robin,
Splapp and Bucket,

Eye on Legs: The Musical

PROLOGUE:

Daggers… my bestest friend,
Oh, the pleasure, it will never end!
When they slice right through my skin,
There is no way I can begin,
To describe the pleasure that they bring,
To my bladder. Yes, my blaaaadder.

I stick them in my forehead,
And have no idea why!
I stick them in my anus,
And stick them in my EYE!

But who'd have thought this simple act,
could cause me so much bother?
And now the story can begin…
…and could go on FOREEEVVEEERRR!

ACT 1:

Bucket. Oh, Bucket. What the sweaty hell you up to?
"I'm building legs, from old clothes pegs, and I'm looking for some wood glue"
Har Har! You fool! The legs aren't made

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A Medieval Knightmareby ~Splapp-me-do

Cartoons & Comics / Digital Media / Cartoons / Drawings

©2004-2013 ~Splapp-me-do

Here's another piece of WFUS Fan Art I did. This one is set in Medieval England... Not Bolton! (Sorry, too much Bo' Selecta...)

I hand drew it, scanned it in, then slapped on some colour using Paint Shop Pro.

~KnightfromHell Apr 2, 2009 Hobbyist General Artist

My God; it's really funny!! XD

KnightfromHell

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!bubs-AKA-vermin Jun 9, 2008 Student Filmographer

woah...flaming hamster cannon?

thats so cool

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!Shadowmanpph Jan 5, 2006

OR you could say that you (okay, corny pun time)*drum roll* SPLAPPED the color on!
Lol
Very good though, and your offside pics on the T17 forum are awesome!

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*Black-Charizard Aug 18, 2004 Hobbyist General Artist

Whoah that is SO COOL!! Must've taken you ages to colour, it looks SWEET!

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~SupSuper Aug 17, 2004

like... wow!

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!X-Worm Aug 16, 2004

Thats just... amazing

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~Devils-cry Aug 15, 2004

that is awsome! hard to belive you hand drawn it first! that looks amezing!

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