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Are you SICK of eating rubbery, salty, tasteless Squid? Or do you just want something interesting for that 'Boring-as-Hell' aquarium of yours? Then you need the 5Q-U1D!
Made from Titanium Alloy, this tentacled tit is sure to taste better than your average squid. Food Reviewer Magazine described 5Q-U1D as tasting "Like a 10p piece." Now that MUST be good! The new 5Q-U1D V2.0 comes complete with 'Doctor Octopus Mode' for those boring Sunday afternoons. Simply active the switch, and the 5Q-U1D will go on a destructive rampage around your city, and try to build a new energy source which he describes as "The power of the sun in my TENTACLE" That's TENTACLE, not TESTICLE, you dirty bastards.
Buy now, and recieve a pair of free crocodile skin shoes! They are on the perfect.
Made from Titanium Alloy, this tentacled tit is sure to taste better than your average squid. Food Reviewer Magazine described 5Q-U1D as tasting "Like a 10p piece." Now that MUST be good! The new 5Q-U1D V2.0 comes complete with 'Doctor Octopus Mode' for those boring Sunday afternoons. Simply active the switch, and the 5Q-U1D will go on a destructive rampage around your city, and try to build a new energy source which he describes as "The power of the sun in my TENTACLE" That's TENTACLE, not TESTICLE, you dirty bastards.
Buy now, and recieve a pair of free crocodile skin shoes! They are on the perfect.
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Heheh! Cool! This has to be the cutest one. Reminds me of a Sentinel off the Matrix...